Stop the presses!
Carlos Beltran just hit a 3-run homer and Pedro Martinez wasn't pitching. The Mets are in the midst of a 4-run inning, and there's still nobody out. Pinch me. They're up 5-3 in the fifth inning. I won't be the slightest bit surprised if they lose this game (and lose it big), but this is still amusing/promising.
I still can't get around the sight of seeing Brian Daubach's ugly mug in the MLB Gameday box when he steps up to the plate. He's like the Sandman from Metallica's "Enter Sandman" video wearing a Mets cap.